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Friday, September 26, 2008

Man gets charged with assault for farting loudly


A man who police said farted and fanned it toward a police officer has been charged with assaulting a police officer.

Police said he was was was pulled over for driving without headlights. He smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three breath tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for another test.
As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said.Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer."The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.
The charge sheet and description from police is here.

Poor Patrolman Parsons.
Scoopit!

3 Comments:

Blogger Barnsley Bill said...

US Police have been issued with a new fart containment suit to fit to perps if they are likely to cut the cheese. Picture at my place..

September 25, 2008 at 5:56 PM  
Blogger ZenTiger said...

A bad case of parsons nose.

September 26, 2008 at 10:13 PM  
Blogger Truth Seeker said...

I can see it. A fart is fart unless you share it aggressively. I can a charge arising from that. Yep.

September 26, 2008 at 11:31 PM  

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