Jesus Christ, Pita bread. Who are you, why do they think you're dead?

One Person has put the tasty Messiah up on TradeMe.

Hungry one morning last week, I decided to heat up some pita bread. I broke it into little bits and left it in the oven for about two and a half minutes.

After the pieces began to blacken I took them out. Oddly enough one piece even looked like the "face" of Jesus. I was tempted to eat it but for some reason I didn't.

Instead, I left it in the pantry until today, when I finally decided that I might as well auction it off.

As usual for these things, it has a good bunch of questions.