Friday, February 13, 2009

There goes the world record

In "breaking news" today, Lee Edmonds, who had the world's longest fingernails, has lost them in a car crash. Lee Redmond of Salt Lake City sustained serious but non-life-threatening injuries in the accident, and her longest nail was 2 ft 11 inches - her thumb.

She will now be able to wear gloves. And do up her seatbelt.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you apologised to Tracy at WINZ, johnsinvill office, yet? That's the reason you got fired, isn't it?

February 14, 2009 at 4:38 AM  
Blogger Swimming said...

Who is Tracy? For that matter who are you? Ive never worked for WINZ Johnsonville. So obviously I didnt get fired.

Now run away.

February 14, 2009 at 8:23 AM  

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