Who would you turn gay for?

Gay Express has an election special. It interviews John Key and asks him who he'd turn gay for. His response:

Brad Pitt. Now that he’s a bit older, he’s a bit of a looker. I was going to say Tom Cruise, but someone of his age shouldn’t look that young.

They also interview Helen Clark. Like John Key, she was asked if she would vote for Civil Unions if it were presented again today, and if she would vote for a gay marriage bill.

But she was not asked who she'd turn gay for. I wonder why not? She wasn't even asked who she'd turn straight for.