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Friday, June 13, 2008

How easy is that!


Christchurch GP Pippa MacKay, who performs abortions at Lyndhurst Hospital, said she applies the law."If someone says to me they will suffer depression if they have a child, then I accept that." Lets put that into plain English.

So, this is how you have an abortion:
They ask the woman whether having the pregnancy would cause them depression, the woman says “Oh yes it will” and the doctor says “Okay”.

And that's not all...

How to get a sickness benefit
They ask the person if they are sure they have depression and the person says, “Oh yes I am” and the doctor says “Okay”.

How to reduce child abuse
They ask the Children`s Commissioner if a smacking ban will reduce child abuse and she says "Oh yes it will" and Parliament says "Okay".

How to get a civil union
They ask thousands in the the gay community if they will get a civil union if such laws are introduced, they say " Oh yes we will", and Parliament says "Okay".

How to get parole
The Parole Board asks a prisoner if he [or she] will be good if they were to be let out of prison and they say "Oh yes I will" and the Parole Board says, "Okay - we`ll see you in a few years".

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4 Comments:

Blogger Truth Seeker said...

Funny post...but seriously....who ELSE are you going to ask about subjective things like mental illness?

June 12, 2008 at 2:42 PM  
Blogger scrubone said...

Given we're now understanding that abortion causes mental illness, it's a wonder that so many doctors are ignoring that.

Great post!

June 13, 2008 at 10:52 PM  
Anonymous Pete said...

So this new technology opens up. And people can start 'blogging' and they ask Dave Crampton whether he will use his blog as force for idiocy and he says "yes I will, me and dad4justice".

June 14, 2008 at 1:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting responses.
no one actually addressing the post.
but denigrating your efforts to get conversation going.

I guess what they say says more about them than what they say about you.

June 18, 2008 at 2:58 PM  

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