The three hypotheses of Cherishsiliala
A little girl lies dying. An ambulance get called. Despite being about 25 minutes away it arrives two and a half hour later. Cherishsiliala Tahuri-Wright is now dead. There are three hypothesis as to why she died. One is from WhaleOil. She died because she had silly first name syndrome. Her name even sounds like " Cherish silly ala".
The sceond hypothesis is because the ambulance was late, meaning that she would have not died had the ambulance arrived earlier. "Cherish died after St John delay" screams the newspaper. "It really pisses me off to think they dicked around for a couple of hours while a little girl was dying," said family spokeswoman and Porirua Deputy Mayor Litea Ah Hoi.
Then there is a third hypothesis. She was killed by a relative after that relative gave her severe head injuries. That relative has been charged with murder and is now in custody. Had her relative not given her severe head injuries, the the ambulance would not need to have been called. They would not have need to have "dicked around" trying to stabilise the poor kid her due to her horrific - and later fatal - injuries before taking her to hospital. Had Ah Hoi's relative not given this kid severe head injuries, the little girl would be alive today.
It's a real pity family jokesperson Litea " silly first name" Ah Hoi was not as pissed off about that.