Government tells the United Nations to get stuffed
The United Nations has recently issued a report on New Zealand, saying how wonderful it is that the anti smacking legislation was passed but how terrible it is that we are using Taser stun guns, because they are a form of torture, a bit like smacking is.
So the Government says it will speed up the rollout of Taser stun guns and next week's budget will deliver the money for these torturous devices.
Good job. Better to use a stun gun than a shotgun and kill someone. The UN didn't think of that. So it must be better to smack a kid than to beat one up and kill 'em. So let's reintroduce legal smacking to avoid child abuse, and raise our